Fic: Inquisitive Minds

[libra_traveller]

Title: Inquisitive Minds

Author: libra_traveller

Sequel: Questions

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Everyone

Summary: Sequel to Questions

Author’s Note: Your average day Orgy?

 

Rodney - Why are we playing this game again?

John - Is there any easier way to make Ronon a part of our team?

Rodney - Does it have to involve sex?

John - What? Are you scared of him or something?

Teyla - Is he too large for you?

Ronon - Are you guys going to talk about me the whole time we’re here?

Elizabeth - Could we just start by talking about ourselves?

Teyla - Is that not a grand idea?

Rodney - Will Ronon go first?

Ronon - Did you know I’m an orphan and that’s how the military found me?

Elizabeth - Do they train all orphans?

Ronon - Would you believe I was one of the special ones?

John - May I go next? If I said my Dad was dead, could I get some hugs?

Rodney - Are you always this needy?

Teyla - Would you like me to continue holding you?

Ronon - May I join in?

Elizabeth - Is this supposed to be one big love fest?

John - Must you spend so much time around Rodney?

Teyla - Do you miss our voyeurs?

Rodney - Why did they have to be either killed or injured?

Elizabeth - Do you think it’s alright that I miss Aiden more than Peter?

Carson - Aye lass, it’s alright.

Rodney - Where did you come from?

John - Carson! You’re supposed to speak in questions!

Teyla - Now the whole game is ruined. Perhaps I should leave.

Elizabeth - Please don’t go. We’ll just start over.

Teyla - It is too late to begin again. Besides, we’re speaking in statements.

Carson - Oh. I am really sorry.

Ronon - Is not a good game one that is practiced with people admitting they can make mistakes?

Carson - Do you think he’s right?

John - Now do you agree that he makes a good addition to my team?

Elizabeth - Must you always be right?

John - Was that rhetorical?

Teyla - Why don’t we continue?

Rodney - Was it really eight months ago that I told you two about my family that I lost? Did I thank you for the comfort you gave me?

Teyla - Do you not mean the mind-blowing sex?

John - Rodney? Do you know you can come to us for anything?

Carson - Why is this making me miss my Mum?

Teyla - Where are the tissues?

Ronon - When are we going to get to the sex?

Elizabeth - Ronon! So insensitive, I can’t believe you said that.

Rodney - Elizabeth?

Elizabeth - Oh, sorry. I mean, am I not sorry for interrupting the game because I was shocked?

Ronon - Would you believe I said that to get a reaction out of you?

Elizabeth - Are you happy now that you’ve succeeded where not even an orgy could?

Ronon - What orgy?

Rodney - When we mentioned sex you didn’t think we meant one on one did you?

Ronon - What kind of place is this?

Carson - What if I were to recommend an orgy as good for relaxation from stressful situations?

Ronon - Is that your excuse for having raunchy sex while the Wraith were bearing down on you?

Teyla - Why don’t we introduce you to this… recreation?

Ronon - All of us?

Rodney - Does not an orgy generally signify more than three people pursuing sex together?

John - If Aiden were here, would he not say, ‘Let’s get naked’?

Rodney - Should we not use my bed?

Carson - Why don’t we invite Radek and Laura on the way?

John - How about I get Cadman and you get Zelenka?

Teyla - Is this not going to be a splendid evening? Except, should we invite Kate as she seems very tense lately?

Elizabeth - Would you mind if I got her?

Ronon - Will Rodney’s bed really fit nine people?

Carson - Did we tell you that we once fit six people on his bed and since then Rodney found larger quarters and a bigger bed?

Radek - What’s this about an orgy?

Rodney - How many people will be coming?

Teyla - Would not the goal be for all of us to come?

Kate - Should I write a paper using Freud’s insight into the human psyche by cross-referencing it with what we know about gate travel?

Elizabeth - Would you not rather enjoy yourself by having sex instead of writing about it?

Kate - Do you think writing isn’t fun?

Kavanagh - What’s going on and why wasn’t I invited?

John - Are we ready for the orgy?

Laura - Do we really have to have sex in questions?

John - Wait, what’s HE doing here?

Kavanagh - Can you blame me from being interested after Ronon here yelled the word orgy?

Radek - Are we really going to have a massive orgy with HIM?

Kavanagh - What’s wrong with me?

Elizabeth- Can’t we find room for one more person?

Teyla - As we are missing our voyeurs could not he and say, Lorne take their place?

Lorne - Did someone call me?

Laura - Does Lorne have to just watch? Could we please have sex with him even if Kavanagh has to join?

Rodney - How big do you think my bed is?!

John - What about the floor?

Rodney - What was I thinking? Did anyone actually think my bed was a clown car?

Ronon - Am I the only one a bit uncomfortable with the prospect of have sex with… ten other people?

Rodney - What if we help you through the logistics of it?

Ronon - Who gets with whom and in which order?

John - Are we going to see some girl on girl action?

Carson - Are we going to also show these women what two or more guys can accomplish on their own?

Kate - Will you all still get involved with the lonely opposite sex?

Teyla - Why must we be alone just because the men will be busy?

Laura - Could we get both sides of the fence plus the neighbor’s grass?

Lorne - Why didn’t I come to Atlantis sooner?

Kavanagh - Why didn’t you stay away?

Lorne - What’s your problem?

Radek - Do you still have that stick up your ass you were born with?

Elizabeth - Are we going to fight or make love?

Rodney - How can anyone be loving with him around?

Kavanagh - Do you really think I’m that bad?

Rodney - Do I need to answer that?

Carson - Can you two lads get along just this one night?

Teyla - Is not the saying, the more the merrier?

John - Could he perhaps sit on the proverbial bench until there’s an opening?

Elizabeth - May we continue down the hall away from the staring people?

tbc