Fic: The Cinch's Song

[libra_traveller]

Title: The Cinch's Song
Author: libra_traveller
Pairing: John/Rodney
Summary: Rodney sings a song to John around Christmas
Disclaimer: The characters are not mine, the song is not mine, but I did make up the new rhymes.
Author's Note: A new spin on the Grinch


You're a lean one, Mr. Cinch
You really are a steal,
You're as lovely as a flower, you're as fetching as a meal, Mr. Cinch,
You're a chipper cherry with a shiny red stem.

You're an angel, Mr. Cinch,
Your love's a foolish goal,
Your mind is full of dragons, you have fire in your soul, Mr. Cinch,
I shouldn't miss you but I have no control!

You're a sound one, Mr. Cinch,
You have hummingbirds in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a mystic unicorn, Mr. Cinch,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take you for a while!

You're a besotter, Mr. Cinch,
You're the king of handsome hots,
Your heart's a read journal painted with rainbow dots, Mr. Cinch,
You're a three layered wedding cake and champagne with a lush ballad!

You captivate me, Mr. Cinch,
With a winning super "smirk"!
You're a story-book dream savior and you fly a fancy craft, Mr. Cinch,
Your spirit is an alluring plump keep overflowing with the most gorgeous
arrangement of treasures imaginable swindled up in rich cloth!

You're a sweet one, Mr. Cinch,
You're a tasty feisty hunk,
Your heart is full of my love, your soul is full of mine, Mr. Cinch,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Fine, Bed, Hair"!