Fic: Trickery (4/12) PG-13
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libra_travellerTitle: Trickery (4/12)
Author: libra_traveller
Rating: PG-13
Summary: John turns evil, his team has to turn him back.
Author’s Note: This is Belisse’s plot bunny I borrowed.
Added note: For John to be evil, he has to be insane, that is the premise of the story. Enjoy.
Part one
John jumped up and down on his throne after making the children do handstands. Ronon and Teyla sat on rugs made of horse hair. Rodney treaded forward in his black sequined robes, frowning all the while.
“You’re here, just in time, I just taught the girls and boys to sing ‘Row your boat’.” John leaped off the throne and stood in the middle of the aisle. He then conducted with his hands.
They sang, “Row row row your boat, gently down the stream…”
Teyla and Ronon covered their ears at the horrendous singing. John continued smiling, and Rodney sighed, disgusted. He spied a clip board hanging off of one of the candles on the wall. He picked it up and noticed that the paper was blank.
“My lady…” Rodney shouted over the singing.
John stopped conducting and the children closed their mouths and returned to their feet. “Yes, Rodney?”
“What’s the agenda for the day?” Rodney wiped his forehead, the robes were stifling.
“Oh, don’t you know, it’s your job to make it up.” John walked backwards before slumping in his seat.
“Right. I see. Then the first order of business, is…. lunch.” Rodney smiled.
“Perfect.” John turned towards the children. “Bring me, my assistant, and our guests, food.”
The children rushed to do his bidding. Soon enough they were pushing blue carts full of covered dishes. A yellow face painted girl picked up the lid of the largest dish, and inside was a neon green octopus. Dead of course.
“I’m going to be sick, that smells awful.” Rodney covered his mouth with his hand.
“It looks intriguing,” Teyla said while holding her nose.
Ronon smiled. “This looks good.” He broke part of one of its legs and chomped down on it.
John grinned while watching Ronon. “Now that’s what I like to see.” Another girl, this time her face painted red, opened the next dish, white balls of dough, sprinkled with shaved chocolate.
“Heaven.” Rodney said as he ate them. Teyla also enjoyed them.
Soon they were all full, the other dishes being a standard meat on that planet, and the drink being something similar to goat’s milk. John had the children clear away the dishes. “Now, entertainment.”
Out came the turquoise monkeys carrying violins and keyboards. They began to play and soon the children were sleeping, while Rodney made notations on the clip board. Ronon and Teyla whispered to each other ideas of how to make John snap out of it. John clapped when the music stopped, then left to his bedroom for a nap.
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Author: libra_traveller
Rating: PG-13
Summary: John turns evil, his team has to turn him back.
Author’s Note: This is Belisse’s plot bunny I borrowed.
Added note: For John to be evil, he has to be insane, that is the premise of the story. Enjoy.
Part one
John jumped up and down on his throne after making the children do handstands. Ronon and Teyla sat on rugs made of horse hair. Rodney treaded forward in his black sequined robes, frowning all the while.
“You’re here, just in time, I just taught the girls and boys to sing ‘Row your boat’.” John leaped off the throne and stood in the middle of the aisle. He then conducted with his hands.
They sang, “Row row row your boat, gently down the stream…”
Teyla and Ronon covered their ears at the horrendous singing. John continued smiling, and Rodney sighed, disgusted. He spied a clip board hanging off of one of the candles on the wall. He picked it up and noticed that the paper was blank.
“My lady…” Rodney shouted over the singing.
John stopped conducting and the children closed their mouths and returned to their feet. “Yes, Rodney?”
“What’s the agenda for the day?” Rodney wiped his forehead, the robes were stifling.
“Oh, don’t you know, it’s your job to make it up.” John walked backwards before slumping in his seat.
“Right. I see. Then the first order of business, is…. lunch.” Rodney smiled.
“Perfect.” John turned towards the children. “Bring me, my assistant, and our guests, food.”
The children rushed to do his bidding. Soon enough they were pushing blue carts full of covered dishes. A yellow face painted girl picked up the lid of the largest dish, and inside was a neon green octopus. Dead of course.
“I’m going to be sick, that smells awful.” Rodney covered his mouth with his hand.
“It looks intriguing,” Teyla said while holding her nose.
Ronon smiled. “This looks good.” He broke part of one of its legs and chomped down on it.
John grinned while watching Ronon. “Now that’s what I like to see.” Another girl, this time her face painted red, opened the next dish, white balls of dough, sprinkled with shaved chocolate.
“Heaven.” Rodney said as he ate them. Teyla also enjoyed them.
Soon they were all full, the other dishes being a standard meat on that planet, and the drink being something similar to goat’s milk. John had the children clear away the dishes. “Now, entertainment.”
Out came the turquoise monkeys carrying violins and keyboards. They began to play and soon the children were sleeping, while Rodney made notations on the clip board. Ronon and Teyla whispered to each other ideas of how to make John snap out of it. John clapped when the music stopped, then left to his bedroom for a nap.
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