Fic: Trickery (12/12) PG-13
Aug. 7th, 2006 07:43 pmTitle: Trickery (12/12)
Author: libra_traveller
Rating: PG-13
Summary: John turns evil, his team has to turn him back.
Author’s Note: This is Belisse’s plot bunny I borrowed.
Added note: The conclusion.
Part one
After John was given a clean bill of health, he went to Rodney’s quarters to apologize. He knocked on the door, hearing a tune being sung from within. Rodney opened the door, surprised to see John.
“Why are you here, and you’re no longer crazy right?” Rodney backed up just in case.
“No, I am as sane as I ever was.” John smiled gently.
“So not much.” Rodney smirked. “So you’re here because…?”
“I wanted to apologize, for making unreasonable demands of you.” John sat in the chair at the desk, Rodney sitting on the bed.
“Oh, which demands would those be?” Rodney was not going to make this easy.
“All of them, but especially the,” John coughed. “Sexual ones.”
“I’ve been meaning to ask, why did you choose me? The fairies said that I was specifically chosen to be your assistant.” Rodney wrinkled his forehead trying to figure it out.
“Well, you’re the smartest, but it was because I didn’t want anyone else to touch me. And I kind of like you.” John blushed.
“Oh.” Rodney decided to change the subject. “They sent a MALP through to the planet a half hour after we returned. There was nothing there, no palace made of cans or anything.”
“Really? It just disappeared?” John could only shrug at this information.
“Just another mystery. Speaking of mysteries, wherever did you come up with the idea of being addressed as Lady Leslie?” Rodney looked at John earnestly.
“It’s my middle name, it was my Grandmother’s. And it was the evil overlord who had us captured that decided that I should go by Lady. And please tell me neither you, Teyla or Ronon are going to spread that around?” John pleaded.
“It’ll be our secret.” Rodney promised.
“Now what? Do you accept my apology?” John was hoping that they could still be friends.
“You don’t need to apologize, unless you continue staying over there and don’t get your arse over here.” Rodney smiled.
As soon as it hit John what Rodney meant, he launched himself on top of Rodney, kissing him soundly. Neither of them heard the deep laughs coming from the ceiling, nor the whispered, “You did well, my lady.”
the end
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Author: libra_traveller
Rating: PG-13
Summary: John turns evil, his team has to turn him back.
Author’s Note: This is Belisse’s plot bunny I borrowed.
Added note: The conclusion.
Part one
After John was given a clean bill of health, he went to Rodney’s quarters to apologize. He knocked on the door, hearing a tune being sung from within. Rodney opened the door, surprised to see John.
“Why are you here, and you’re no longer crazy right?” Rodney backed up just in case.
“No, I am as sane as I ever was.” John smiled gently.
“So not much.” Rodney smirked. “So you’re here because…?”
“I wanted to apologize, for making unreasonable demands of you.” John sat in the chair at the desk, Rodney sitting on the bed.
“Oh, which demands would those be?” Rodney was not going to make this easy.
“All of them, but especially the,” John coughed. “Sexual ones.”
“I’ve been meaning to ask, why did you choose me? The fairies said that I was specifically chosen to be your assistant.” Rodney wrinkled his forehead trying to figure it out.
“Well, you’re the smartest, but it was because I didn’t want anyone else to touch me. And I kind of like you.” John blushed.
“Oh.” Rodney decided to change the subject. “They sent a MALP through to the planet a half hour after we returned. There was nothing there, no palace made of cans or anything.”
“Really? It just disappeared?” John could only shrug at this information.
“Just another mystery. Speaking of mysteries, wherever did you come up with the idea of being addressed as Lady Leslie?” Rodney looked at John earnestly.
“It’s my middle name, it was my Grandmother’s. And it was the evil overlord who had us captured that decided that I should go by Lady. And please tell me neither you, Teyla or Ronon are going to spread that around?” John pleaded.
“It’ll be our secret.” Rodney promised.
“Now what? Do you accept my apology?” John was hoping that they could still be friends.
“You don’t need to apologize, unless you continue staying over there and don’t get your arse over here.” Rodney smiled.
As soon as it hit John what Rodney meant, he launched himself on top of Rodney, kissing him soundly. Neither of them heard the deep laughs coming from the ceiling, nor the whispered, “You did well, my lady.”
the end
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on 2006-08-08 03:00 am (UTC)OMG! :shrieks: Was that the evil plan all along? To get them together? Either way, thanks for writing such a humourous fic. It's made me giggle a lot.
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on 2006-08-08 10:50 am (UTC)And see I finally read, and commented on every chapter just like I promised! ;)
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