Fic:Payback
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libra_travellerTitle: Payback
Author: libra_traveller
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG
Summary: Rodney turns the tables on John.
Author’s Note: Sometimes when a sentence gets in your head and you just roll with it, interesting things can come of it.
“Kiss me darling.”
“Oh, how I love your beautiful wild hair. Oh, let me touch the soft strands with my hand.”
“Only if you kiss me at the same time.”
“Your lips invite me, your eyes enthrall me. Oh, how can you be true? Never wake me from this dream. Let me sleep forever if only I can be with you.”
“You’re mine. My sweet, sweet man.”
“Oh, yes, my love. Together we are in heaven.”
“Kiss me, kiss me more.”
“Gah! Why are we watching this crap?” Rodney whined.
“Shhhhh, you’re ruining the ending.”
Walking out of the room with John by his side, Rodney groaned. “I can’t believe we sat through that whole thing.”
John snorted. “I recall you saying you’d watch anything so long as you could get some time away from the new scientists and their ‘questions’.”
“So you took that as a challenge to torture me in more cruel and unusual ways?”
“Would I do that?” John didn’t need to turn his smirk towards Rodney. It was clear in his voice.
“Yes, yes you would.” Rodney glared at him. “I’ll get you back for this.”
“Do your worst.”
“No, we can’t have you ending up in a padded cell gibbering to yourself. But I know just the thing.”
“Yeah right.”
“No, I have a plan. Now I just have to decide when to implement it.”
“Just don’t make me wait too long.”
“Oh no, you won’t have to wait long at all.”
“I’m shivering in anticipation.”
“Good.”
***
In the mess, John was eating lunch with Lorne when Ronon interrupted them with a card in his hand.
“Sheppard.”
“Hey Ronon, sit down.”
“I’ll stand. I lost a bet a couple weeks ago, and now I have to do something I was told is common on Earth.” He handed John a card and then started to sing loudly.
“You’re my honeybunny,
The only one I find funny,
You’re my sweetiepoo,
And I love you.
When we went on our date
I knew you’d be my mate
When you give me that smirk
I feel less of a jerk.
We need to be kissing
Then nothing is missing
We need more hugs
And less of the bugs.
I’ll be your baby
But you be the lady
We’ll have lots of fun
If I can get you sprung.
So, my darling,
We even yet?”
With everyone either staring or snickering, John looked at the back of the card. It said, “Payback’s a bitch… dear.”
Author: libra_traveller
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG
Summary: Rodney turns the tables on John.
Author’s Note: Sometimes when a sentence gets in your head and you just roll with it, interesting things can come of it.
“Kiss me darling.”
“Oh, how I love your beautiful wild hair. Oh, let me touch the soft strands with my hand.”
“Only if you kiss me at the same time.”
“Your lips invite me, your eyes enthrall me. Oh, how can you be true? Never wake me from this dream. Let me sleep forever if only I can be with you.”
“You’re mine. My sweet, sweet man.”
“Oh, yes, my love. Together we are in heaven.”
“Kiss me, kiss me more.”
“Gah! Why are we watching this crap?” Rodney whined.
“Shhhhh, you’re ruining the ending.”
Walking out of the room with John by his side, Rodney groaned. “I can’t believe we sat through that whole thing.”
John snorted. “I recall you saying you’d watch anything so long as you could get some time away from the new scientists and their ‘questions’.”
“So you took that as a challenge to torture me in more cruel and unusual ways?”
“Would I do that?” John didn’t need to turn his smirk towards Rodney. It was clear in his voice.
“Yes, yes you would.” Rodney glared at him. “I’ll get you back for this.”
“Do your worst.”
“No, we can’t have you ending up in a padded cell gibbering to yourself. But I know just the thing.”
“Yeah right.”
“No, I have a plan. Now I just have to decide when to implement it.”
“Just don’t make me wait too long.”
“Oh no, you won’t have to wait long at all.”
“I’m shivering in anticipation.”
“Good.”
***
In the mess, John was eating lunch with Lorne when Ronon interrupted them with a card in his hand.
“Sheppard.”
“Hey Ronon, sit down.”
“I’ll stand. I lost a bet a couple weeks ago, and now I have to do something I was told is common on Earth.” He handed John a card and then started to sing loudly.
“You’re my honeybunny,
The only one I find funny,
You’re my sweetiepoo,
And I love you.
When we went on our date
I knew you’d be my mate
When you give me that smirk
I feel less of a jerk.
We need to be kissing
Then nothing is missing
We need more hugs
And less of the bugs.
I’ll be your baby
But you be the lady
We’ll have lots of fun
If I can get you sprung.
So, my darling,
We even yet?”
With everyone either staring or snickering, John looked at the back of the card. It said, “Payback’s a bitch… dear.”
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on 2007-10-04 09:10 pm (UTC)So, my darling, / We even yet?
Fan-fucking-tastic!
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on 2007-10-04 09:29 pm (UTC)Genius last line :)
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on 2007-10-04 10:54 pm (UTC)Thanks!
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on 2007-10-05 04:01 am (UTC)Seriously, I was having trouble breathing for a minute there. :)
I say Ronon should get his revenge next. *wink, wink; nudge nudge* ^_^
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