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libra_travellerMe: “Hello, ma’am. How may I help you?”
Woman: “Oh, when is your baby due?”
Me: “I’m not pregnant, ma’am, just fat.”
Woman: “That’s very rude, you know. Pretending to be pregnant just so people can be nice to you!”
Me: *gritting teeth* “I am not pretending anything, ma’am, I promise you. Now, how may I help you?”
Woman: “No! You are a liar, and I am going somewhere where non-lying people can help me!”
Me: “Thank you ma’am, and have a nice day.”
Woman: “LIAR!”
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Woman: “Oh, when is your baby due?”
Me: “I’m not pregnant, ma’am, just fat.”
Woman: “That’s very rude, you know. Pretending to be pregnant just so people can be nice to you!”
Me: *gritting teeth* “I am not pretending anything, ma’am, I promise you. Now, how may I help you?”
Woman: “No! You are a liar, and I am going somewhere where non-lying people can help me!”
Me: “Thank you ma’am, and have a nice day.”
Woman: “LIAR!”
also from notalwaysright.com