Fic: Questions

[libra_traveller]

Title: Questions
Author: libra_traveller
Rating: NC-17 (almost x-rated)
Summary: It's a game, but it's up to you to decide if there's any real action going on, or if it is all talk.
Author's Note: When you take a game too far.


John - Could we play the question game?

Aiden - How many players do we need?

Rodney - Would it help if Teyla and I joined in?

Teyla - What are the rules to this game?

John - Should we only play the version where everyone can only speak
in questions?

Rodney - Wouldn't this be better if we were all stoned?

Teyla - Why would anyone want to be a rock?

Aiden - Did we already begin?

John - Didn't you notice no one has made any statements?

Rodney - Do you know what would make this more fun?

John - Does it involve booze and sex?

Rodney - Have you always been so crass?

Teyla - Is there anything more enjoyable than physical intimacy?

Rodney/John - Are you offering?

Aiden - What was your idea, Rodney?

Rodney - Could we ask personal questions that would be hard not to respond to?

John - Will it involve sex?

Rodney - Are you always this horny?

John - Would you like to experiment to find out?

Teyla - Could we hold off on the flirting for a little bit longer?

Aiden - Do you honestly believe those two can stop bickering they use to relieve the sexual tension?

Rodney - Are you two stupid? Do you not realize we're both sitting here?

Aiden - Are we allowed to ask more than one question?

Rodney - Does it matter?!

Teyla - What intimacies did you wish to discuss, Rodney?

Rodney - Has any of you ever been married?

John - What does our marital status have to do with anything?

Aiden - Is that a yes or a no, sir?

John - Who gives a damn if I was actually jilted at the altar?

Rodney - What about you, Aiden?

Aiden - Is it in my record how many times I was engaged?

Rodney - Teyla, have you ever declared someone your mate?

Teyla - Would you believe Halling was once my husband?

John - Does that make Jinto your son?

Teyla - Did no one tell you that our culture allows a man or woman to have more than one partner?

Rodney - Is that your not so subtle hint that you could mate with more than just one of us?

Aiden - Wouldn't Dr. Weir disapprove of that?

John - Does she need to be told?

Teyla - If the four of us were to marry, what sort of secrets would I be privy to?

Rodney - Would I have to tell you how I was married for eight years and how both my wife and daughter of two years were killed in a car accident?

Teyla - Why did you never talk about them before?

Aiden - Why did you not allow us the chance to comfort you?

John - Did you bring pictures of them with you to Atlantis?

Rodney - Would you like to see the photo album I snuck through?

John - Did you know that we all love you and you can talk to us about anything?

Rodney - Would you three come to my quarters and stay with me tonight?

Aiden - Would I be too forward if I said hell yes?

Teyla - Can we continue this tomorrow?

John - Could you turn off the light?

Aiden - Could you not hog the covers?

Rodney - Could you get your hand off my ass so I can turn over?

Teyla - Could you all please be quiet?

Aiden - Do you have a bathroom in here?

Rodney - Didn't you see it on the way in?

Aiden - Didn't you notice how much of a distraction Teyla was when she undressed?

Rodney - Would you just get up, take a left, and be quick about it?

John - Is it wrong that I miss his warmth already?

Teyla - If you won't be quiet, can we do something more proactive?

Rodney - What did you have in mind?

Teyla - Why don't you sit up?

Rodney - Is this good?

Teyla - Will a pillow behind your back be more comfortable?

John - What about me?

Aiden - What's going on here?

Teyla - Would you like to join us in making love?

Aiden - Do you think I'd say no?

John - What about me?!

Teyla - Could you and Aiden take off each other's clothes while I take care of Rodney's?

Rodney - Are you going to keep your clothes on Teyla?

Teyla - Will you help me out of this cloth?

John - How do we go about this?

Aiden - Never done it with this many people sir?

John - Could you not call me that?

Aiden - Is Joooohn better?

John - Would you try touching me when you say my name like that?

Teyla - Rodney, do you mind if I lick you?

Rodney - Please?

Aiden - How's my hand on your crotch, for touching?

John - Would you try stroking, please?

Teyla - Could you touch me?

Rodney - Why are your breasts so milky white when the rest of your
skin is so dark?

John - May we join you two? May I suck on one of your nipples Teyla?

Aiden - May I bite yours Rodney?

Rodney - John?! Where are you putting your hands?

John - Who knew you'd be so tight?

Aiden - Does anybody have condoms?

Teyla - What is a condom?

John - Weren't we all checked out? Do we really need any?

Aiden - Do you want one of us to get Teyla pregnant?

Teyla - Oh, you didn't know I'm sterile?

Aiden - Is that why Halling had other wives?

Rodney - Could we get back to whatever John's planning, and fast?

John - Stomach or back? Okay, can you help me turn him over?

Teyla - May I distract him while you begin?

Rodney - Teyla, what are you doing? Aiden?

Aiden - Did you know I like running my hands through your hair?

Rodney - And did you know that's kind of soothing? Teyla could you stroke harder? JOHN, why are you stopping?!

John - Aiden where is the lube? Do you want me to hurt you, Rodney?

Rodney - Why don't you just hurry up then?

John - Did I ask you to put it on me Aiden? Oh, why does that feel so good?

Teyla - Will you hurry up? Rodney, may I kiss you?

Rodney - What's taking so long-?

John - Aiden, will you hold me as lower in?

Aiden - What? Are your knees okay?

Teyla - Would you relax, Rodney?

Rodney - How far are you in John?

Aiden - Could you give him a second?

Rodney - Oh wow, can you move now?

John - Is this deep and fast enough for you?

Rodney - Do you know how to move in circles?

Aiden - Teyla, can I be inside you?

Teyla - Will you move languidly but roughly at the same time?

Aiden - Bottom or top?

Teyla - Will you top so that I can continue having my ways with Rodney?

Rodney - What did you SAY?!

Aiden - Is John really that good?

Teyla - Can you show yourself to be better?

Aiden - Why are you so wet? Does Rodney really turn you on so much?

Teyla - You have not seen yourself naked, have you?

Aiden - How do I look through your eyes?

Teyla - Can you not feel how you affect me? Where are you... is that your tongue?!

John - Are my eyes crossing? You good?

Rodney - Could you stop talking?

John - Why are you bitchy even during sex?

Rodney - Will you shush and just get me there? Teyla, why are you clawing me?!

John - Woah, Aiden who taught you how to do That?

Rodney - John, will you come with me? Inside of me?

Teyla - Aiden, if you keep this up, where will you be?

Aiden - Will you believe I'll be content if I'm inside you?

Teyla - What took you so long? Am I that bitter tasting?

Rodney - Is this how it feels to ascend??!

John - If I'm an angel can I fly with you?

Aiden - Will you be ready when I come?

Teyla - Did you know I love you, ALL of you?

John - Did Rodney just pass out?

Rodney - Is this heaven?

John - Do I feel like a fluffy cloud to you?

Aiden - Doesn't his skin glisten like an early spring shower?

John - Have you never seen a guy sweat before?

Rodney - Is this hell?

Teyla - Is it not too early in the day to be discussing religion?

John - Does not our queen look smashing?

Aiden - Do we have time for another go before our next briefing?

Rodney - You think we could get away with the whole team calling in sick?

John - Do you want Carson making a house call?

Teyla - Would he join us? What?

***

Carson - Well, well, well, what do we have here?

Aiden - What time is it?

John - Did we miss the briefing?

Teyla - Is Elizabeth upset with us?

Rodney - Did you bring your stethoscope?

Carson - What be you planning on doing with my scope?

Rodney - Do you think I could hear if a person's heart beats faster during an orgasm?

Carson - Why would you want to?

Rodney - Why wouldn't a scientist want to perform such an experiment?

Teyla - Would you like to be our first test subject?

John - Does this mean I'll have to move?

Aiden - Can't we just go back to sleep?

Carson - Are all of you naked under that comforter?

Rodney - What, do you want a peek?

Carson - Can I go get Elizabeth?

Teyla - Why?

Carson - In the event that all of us do have sex, would it not be better to have one more female taking part?

John/Aiden - Yes, please?

***

Elizabeth - You want me to what?

Carson - Do you have to be an Ice Queen?

Elizabeth - Just how big is that bed of Rodney's?

Carson - How big does it have to be before it's considered orgy-size?

Elizabeth - Well, what are we waiting for?

***

John - Are they really coming?

Teyla - Wouldn't that be the most wonderful thing to happen for all of us?

Rodney - Is there going to be enough room for everyone?

Aiden - Wouldn't we all fit if we lie on top of each other?

***

Zelenka - Where do you think Doctors Weir and Beckett are headed?

Grodin - Isn't Rodney's quarters that way?

Zelenka - How did you know Rodney's quarters are down that hall?

Grodin - Does that mean I'm right? And how do you know?

Zelenka - Will you leave it be if I tell you I was sworn to secrecy?

Grodin - Has that ever worked before?

***

Carson - Anybody home?

Elizabeth - Are we interrupting anything?

Rodney - What took you two so long?

Elizabeth - Would you believe we brought supplies?

John - Oooo, what did you bring?

Elizabeth - Who in here is hungry?

Carson - Anyone thirsty for rum?

Aiden - Did you bring any lube as we're out?

Carson - Is one tube enough?

John - Liz, do we need-?

Elizabeth - Weren't you informed that all the women had their tubes tied prior to this mission?

Rodney - So no repopulating the galaxy then?

***

Zelenka - Do you think we should go find out what they're up to?

Grodin - Wouldn't it be easier to access the hidden camera in McKay's bedroom?

***

Carson - So, where's Teyla?

Teyla - Miss me?

Carson - What is it about you lass that makes my heart leap into my throat?

Elizabeth - Could it be her sexy smile?

John - Or her waves of to die for hair?

Aiden - How about the way her eyes sparkle?

Rodney - What about the fact that we all know just how flexible and strong she is?

Elizabeth - May I feel your muscles?

Teyla - Would both of you undress first?

***

Grodin - Are we watching our boss strip?

Zelenka - Did Carson just swing his boxers around on his fingers?

Grodin - Did they hit Rodney in the face?

Zelenka - Are we going to continue watching this?

Bates - You mind if me and the guys join you?

*******

Rodney - You guys want the lights on or off?

Carson - Will we still be able to see your naked beauty?

John - Yeah, why are you so shy?

Elizabeth - Can we keep the lights on so our pleasure is visible?

Aiden - Will a full body massage convince you that you're gorgeous Rodney?

Teyla - If the physical form determines self-worth, would not he be a very rich man?

Rodney - Would you guys stop flattering me when you already know you're getting in my pants?

Teyla - As we plan to prove to you how lovely you are will you tell me this? Did you stretch earlier?

Rodney - What exactly are you planning on doing to me?

Teyla - Will you spread your legs apart so that my tongue can reach inside you?

John - While she's doing that may I kiss you?

Aiden - Elizabeth, would you like to lie down with us?

Elizabeth - Will I get the chance to fondle Rodney?

Rodney - Mmph, why is everybody picking on ME?!

Carson - Can you honestly tell me you're not enjoying it lad?

Aiden - How did you hide how full your breasts are in your uniform, Elizabeth?

Carson - Teyla, could you let up on Rodney before he comes prematurely?

Rodney - What did you have to do that for?

Carson - Is it okay that I want to deep-throat you?

John - Since you're no longer occupied Teyla, do you want to do me?

Teyla - Do you wish to experience the taste of Rodney in my mouth?

John - Rodney, why do you taste so delicious?

Rodney - How about, where did Carson learn to swirl his tongue while swallowing?

Elizabeth - Aiden, why do you tweak my nipples when they're meant to be pulled and twisted?

Teyla - Can you use your teeth John, to rake down my neck?

Aiden - Will you allow my fingers to enter you, Elizabeth?

Elizabeth - Do you always dip your digits in your desert?

Aiden - Does that mean you want me to slurp up your ice cream instead?

Carson - Liz, where did I put the lube?

Rodney - Why is lube always so cold?

John - Must you always complain Rodney?

Rodney - If you want me to shut up why don't you kiss me some more?

John - Can I do that while entering Carson?

Rodney - Would you get inside him fast so he doesn't have to hold still too long?

Teyla - As John is busy, may I join you two?

Aiden - What do you desire?

Teyla - Would you thrust inside me while Elizabeth lavishes my breasts?

Elizabeth - How did you get such a tight stomach Teyla?

Rodney - Will you spout mathematic calculations to me John?

Carson - Can you clench your muscles each time I reach as deep inside you as I can?

John - Has the diameter of your ring always been this small Carson?

Aiden - Do you know how sexy you look with Elizabeth sucking on your nipples?

Carson - How did I get so lucky as to be part of a McShep sandwich?

***

Grodin - Am I about to come in my pants from watching them?

Zelenka - Would you prefer coming from a hand-job?

Bates - Or I could suck you?

*****

Aiden - When you wiggle, do you know you give off this lavender tainted musk?

Teyla - Did you know you jiggle when you plunge into me?

Elizabeth - Will you stop talking so I can keep my mouth around the mound of your breast?

Teyla - Why does your skin glisten over mine?

Aiden - May I grind into you until I gush my seed?

Teyla - Is tonight the night for wild love?

Carson - Do you have a fever as your face is flushed?

Rodney - Is it just your worshipping that's making me tremble?

John - Can you caress him Carson, until his mouth explodes in dirty language?

Carson - Did you have to use that word?

Rodney - Am I going mad when it's like every thrust is a gentle loving stroke inside of me?

John - If I ram my cock deep and fast inside you, will Rodney feel the plunge?

Rodney - Can we try?

Carson - Why are your words agony and your ministrations sweet torture?

John - Was that rhetorical?

Rodney - Why are you such a tease to him? Can you slide into him until we're both full?

John - What will make this experience more exquisite?

Carson - How can you crave even more pleasure?

John - Do you even have to ask?

Rodney - Can we have less humping and more penetration?


Elizabeth - When's my turn to be taken?

Aiden - Will my fingers rubbing against your labia, entangled in your bush, be enough?

Teyla - What makes you think he can mount both of us at the same time?

Elizabeth - What if I milk you until you wail and then he can move on to me?

Teyla - Would that satisfy you?

Elizabeth - Why does the lava that sizzles out of you, Teyla, taste so delicious?

Aiden - Why do I feel so empty and yet still rock hard?

Elizabeth - Are you ready to shove that shaved penis inside my smooth canal?

John - How can I be in ecstacy but feel so very languid?

Carson - How can you not have shot your reserves yet, when I'm going to come violently any minute now?

Rodney - How can you two still talk through such raw passion?

John - Why is your skin golden Rodney?

Rodney - Who knew the joy of bottoming could make the world seem so beautiful?

Carson - Why do I want you so much that my heart feels enormous?

John - When will you admit how much you love us?

Carson - What do you think I do every time I murmur your name while you sleep?

Rodney - Can life get more perfect than this?

Elizabeth - How did something that began as lust turn into an ache so lovely?

Aiden - What is this tremendous power we have when joined?

Teyla - What is need, when we're together?

***

Zelenka - Is that the best orgasm you've ever had?

Grodin - Was it wrong for me to embrace the laptop?

Bates - Does this make us voyeurs?