Fic: Smelly Rub
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libra_travellerTitle: Smelly Rub
Author: libra_traveller
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG
Summary: John's back is hurting and Rodney wants to help.
Author's Note: Hmm, massage anyone?
"Hold still John." Rodney struggled in vain to hold John to the bed.
"No, Rodney. That stuff stinks." John scrunched his nose up in disgust.
"Carson says it'll work wonders on your sore muscles. Just lie down on your stomach and let me give you a massage. I promise tomorrow we can go to the mainland and check out all the flowers until the smell goes away." Rodney smiled hopefully. It was really worrisome how much trouble John's back has been causing him.
"Okay, but if anybody comes near me and starts sniffing, you're sleeping on the couch for a week."
"Huh. Why not make me sleep in my own quarters?" Rodney knew what John said was an idle threat.
"Then who would hold me in the middle of the night?" John made his most sad and wistful expression.
"You're not getting out of this. Bed. Shirt off, now." Rodney pointed his finger to the bed.
"Stop that. If I'm not going to be getting any, don't make me all worked up." John happily threw off his shirt, his back to Rodney. He could feel Rodney's lustful gaze. Of course, Rodney chose that moment to push John onto the bed and straddle him.
"Hey, no moaning or groaning until after I start putting this vapor rub on your back." Rodney slipped his fingers into the jar, scooping out as much as he could. He proceeded to gently but liberally apply the smelly stuff up and down John's back and over his shoulders. John gasped when he felt the cold gel.
"You know, I think I could get used to that smell. That feels great." John rested his head lazily to one side and closed his eyes.
"It hasn't even started working yet, that's just my skilled hands." Rodney could feel his fingers and palms just beginning to tingle and knew John hadn't felt the effects yet.
"Woah. What is that? My whole back it's... I don't know, but it feels almost separate from the rest of my body." John's face tightened as he tried to analyze this new experience.
"Stop scrunching your face, though you do look cute like that. It's a topical analgesic, it should stop the pain, and without your nerves constantly firing off 'ow' signals, your muscles should relax and begin to heal." Rodney stretched himself down against John's back, he'd already removed his own shirt.
"Hey, Rodney? Can you use that stuff-"
"External use only babe."
"Darn."
Author: libra_traveller
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG
Summary: John's back is hurting and Rodney wants to help.
Author's Note: Hmm, massage anyone?
"Hold still John." Rodney struggled in vain to hold John to the bed.
"No, Rodney. That stuff stinks." John scrunched his nose up in disgust.
"Carson says it'll work wonders on your sore muscles. Just lie down on your stomach and let me give you a massage. I promise tomorrow we can go to the mainland and check out all the flowers until the smell goes away." Rodney smiled hopefully. It was really worrisome how much trouble John's back has been causing him.
"Okay, but if anybody comes near me and starts sniffing, you're sleeping on the couch for a week."
"Huh. Why not make me sleep in my own quarters?" Rodney knew what John said was an idle threat.
"Then who would hold me in the middle of the night?" John made his most sad and wistful expression.
"You're not getting out of this. Bed. Shirt off, now." Rodney pointed his finger to the bed.
"Stop that. If I'm not going to be getting any, don't make me all worked up." John happily threw off his shirt, his back to Rodney. He could feel Rodney's lustful gaze. Of course, Rodney chose that moment to push John onto the bed and straddle him.
"Hey, no moaning or groaning until after I start putting this vapor rub on your back." Rodney slipped his fingers into the jar, scooping out as much as he could. He proceeded to gently but liberally apply the smelly stuff up and down John's back and over his shoulders. John gasped when he felt the cold gel.
"You know, I think I could get used to that smell. That feels great." John rested his head lazily to one side and closed his eyes.
"It hasn't even started working yet, that's just my skilled hands." Rodney could feel his fingers and palms just beginning to tingle and knew John hadn't felt the effects yet.
"Woah. What is that? My whole back it's... I don't know, but it feels almost separate from the rest of my body." John's face tightened as he tried to analyze this new experience.
"Stop scrunching your face, though you do look cute like that. It's a topical analgesic, it should stop the pain, and without your nerves constantly firing off 'ow' signals, your muscles should relax and begin to heal." Rodney stretched himself down against John's back, he'd already removed his own shirt.
"Hey, Rodney? Can you use that stuff-"
"External use only babe."
"Darn."
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no subject
on 2006-05-02 08:19 pm (UTC)"External use only babe."
"Darn."
*snorts* OMG! I love it!
no subject
on 2006-05-02 10:58 pm (UTC)